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The Yob Report: Liverpool vs. Tottenham
Welcome to the Yob Report, the place where we honestly, really truly DON’T cover the world’s biggest matches and competitions: you do. The Yob Report is a collection of tweets, statuses and updates from the great unwashed. The masses. The people. We take the most idiotic (our favourite), funniest or insightful tidbits that you throw at us, and voila: match report.
Today we (you) cover Liverpool vs Tottenham. Both teams are embroiled in the race for a Champions League spot, with Spurs already firmly established in 3rd. The match ended a rather drab 0-0.
However, good people, this game was certainly not without its talking points. For instance, in the first half, a cat wandered onto the pitch. Twitter and Facebook lit up like a campfire.
Now, I only include this one because I think I am literally in love with the “text language” swap of the word “from” to “4rm.” It’s got everything! Creativity, Keyboard Savviness, the works.
“All we need is a Torres and we’ll be great!”…. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST YEAR?!
I really just have no idea what this gentleman is on about. Porn star Carroll? If I’m missing something, and it would appear that I definitely, definitely am, please let me know.
Just Bale. And Messi.